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Press release after the jump:
Naughty Nintendo Marathon to Kick Off December 26th
72 Painful Hours of Nintendo Licensed Shovelware to be Played by a 3 Man Team
Orlando, FL – December 26, 2008 -
Nintendo’s been naughty this year and Santa ain’t getting them nuthin’ for Chrsitmas. “Why?,†you ask? Licensing shovelware of course! More than ten shovelware and all around Grade “A,†just as good as manure, titles will be crammed into 3 days of mind numbing game terror. Ambulances will be standing by as we expect casualties in the crew as a result of “You call this a game?! Iâ€Âve gone blind!!†and “Oh my God, my eyes are bleeding!!†syndromes. What games could sell so many copies, yet be so devastating to life and gaming as we know it?! Ninjabread Man, Anubis 2, Rig Racer 2, Chicken Shoot, Jenga… And MANY MORE!!!
We know what you’re thinking. “Where can I pay witness to this glorious 3 day expose of shovelware?!†Why, you can watch the entire event LIVE on Ustream by following this link: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vgtribune
“Why would they put themselves through such horror?!†Well it’s simple! Because money for Child’s Play Charity is being raised
“Who would sponsor such an amazing marathon?!†The Naughty Nintendo Nonstop Shovelware Marathon is officially sponsored by VGTribune.com. The marathon is surprisingly not sponsored by Conspiracy Entertainment, makers of fine shovelware.
Developers, please remember to put some effort into your games, we know it’s not easy, but please….shovelware kills polar bears and melts ice caps. Do you want to be responsible for global warming? Of course not!
VGTribune.com is a video game news blog delivering video game news all day, every day since June 2008.
Conspiracy Entertainment is in no way a sponsor of this marathon or of VGTribune.com.
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Press Release: Naughty Nintendo Marathon Kicks Off December 26th
